The office Christmas party is coming up. Or maybe it’s the annual holiday get-together with relatives you see once a year. You need a conversation starter. And friend, nothing starts a conversation quite like an ugly Christmas sweater for men.
What will your ugly Christmas sweater say about you? Maybe you’re the classically tacky guy who just likes some gaudy garb to make things a little more festive. Maybe you’re Jesus’s biggest fan and want to remind people of the reason for the season. Or maybe you like to put a little shock and awe into the holidays.
No matter what your style is, you’ll find the perfect ugly holiday sweater in this handy list.
Epic Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Men
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Wolves howling at the man wearing Santa hats… can Christmas get any manlier? This is the ULTIMATE holiday sweater. Only purchase if you’re sure you can handle this merry trio.
Birthday Boy Christmas Sweater
He’s the reason for the season, after all.
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
Whether you’re at a party or Home Alone (get it?), you’re gonna love this holiday sweater.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like the famous words from the Prez himself.
Whether you just love sloths (like I do) or want to tap into your inner lazy boy, this festive sloth sweater will be a big hit.
We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday, Jesus!
This ugly sweater gives your audience an eyeful of chest hair and baubles for a festive display!
Polar Bear Dance Party Ugly Christmas Sweater
Challenge your friends to a dance-off this holiday, but only if you are wearing this epic polar bear dance party sweater vest!
Ask Your Mom If I’m Real Ugly Christmas Sweater
This ugly sweater adorned with a winking Santa might get you a few dirty looks from all of the moms in your life.
It wouldn’t be the holidays without an ugly sweater with a Llama on it!
Deer with Beer Christmas Sweater
What could be more festive than a sweater featuring deer with beer?
Give the gift of gaudy with this garland sweater!
Santa Unicorn Christmas Sweater
Santa on a unicorn is exactly what any ugly sweater party needs this holiday season!
Star Wars Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater
Spread cheer from the dark side this holiday season!
Merry Chrithmith Mike Tyson Ugly Christmas Sweater
Punch out the holiday greetings with this awesome Mike Tyson sweater!
Holiday Lights Suit Printed Sweater
This sweater is all wrapped up in lights to be the ugliest thing you see all season!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Dinosaur
Just like in prehistoric times, Santa is ready to ride into town on a dinosaur and spread Christmas Cheer with this sweater.
Santa Gets Fit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Packing around all of those presents has been good for Santa this year!
Become instant eye candy with this ugly sweater that will make you look ripped!
This sweater is perfect for any Beatles fan!
Want more holiday ideas for the man in your life? Check out our post on Stocking Stuffers for Men.